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Kids Corner Jokes
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1. Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
A) Albert Pinestein!
A) He kept pulling its ears. A) By goblin it!
6. Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
A) A banana shake!
A) Ape-ricots!
A) When it's a crab apple!
A) A neck-tarine!
A) A tooty fruity! A) A mushroom!
12. Q) What did a Banana say to a Banana?
A) Run before they undress us!
13. Q) What kind of apple isn't an apple? A) A pineapple
14. Q)How do you make an apple turnover? A) Push it down hill. 15. Q) What is the left side of an apple? A) The part that you don't eat.
16. Q) What did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust." 17. Q) Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire. 18. Q) If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
A) Puff pastry ! 20. Q) If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
A) None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
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"Fruit is an ideal snack for between meals. You'll feel fuller, take in fewer kilojoules and a lot more vitamins and antioxidants from fruit compared with many other common snacks."
Source: Dietician Sharon Natali; Healthy Food Guide, Pg 90 (Dec 2005).
For more Health Facts, please click here.
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